Emily Jane

 

 

Lead vocals; looks;

& star of the show.

 

 

 

While waiting for an apprenticeship at the footballers’ wives academy, Emily is intently studying various tambourine techniques in between well-deserved visits to shoe shops.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stage gear:

Diva pout & lippy.

www.jasperhartband.co.uk

Ken

 

Vocals; guitars; more guitars; banjo; & dobro.

 

 

Strung-instrument maestro & ad-lib vocalist, who has been playing guitar long before it was invented.

 

 

Previous bands include Norman & the Conquerors (1066); the Gobi Desert Canoe Club (1967); Crusade; Jasper Hart Band (1970); Shooter (1972); Friends; & numerous others until 1984.  In 2005, Ken & Fred re-formed the Jasper Hart band.

 

 

Stage gear:

Shed load of guitars; commode; social services team.

Fred

 

Drums; & more drums.

 

 

 

Founding member of the Animal Muppet Drum-school.  Never mind locking-up your daughters, it’s your spoons, pots, & pan lids that are vulnerable to abuse.

 

As with Ken, previous bands include Norman & the Conquerors (1066), the Gobi Desert Canoe Club (1967), Crusade, Jasper Hart Band (1970), & numerous others until 1984.  Then, re-formed the Jasper Hart band with Ken.

 

 

Stage gear:

Anything that makes a noise when hit; dribble bib; beer bottle, Ludwig carpet.

Mike

 

Bass.

 

 

 

Even if you hum it, there’s no way he’ll know the tune or song title, let alone the key!

 

After stints with Alimony, Village, & the Tynesiders (1970—74), Mike retired & sold his ‘64 Fender bass to buy a 3-piece suite.  Since then, he suffered endless nightmares of regret & had regular sessions of electro-cerebral therapy for this major error of judgement, until gaining respite with the JHB in 2005.

 

 

Stage gear:

Various basses, remarried a ‘62 Precision; Zimmer frame; memory joggers.

Adam

 

Keys.

 

 

 

The glow-in-the-dark keyboard player; a young lad gifted with 22 fingers and a challenging hair style.  

 

Also a keen cosmologist, Adam is influenced by heroes Russ Conway and Sir Patrick Moore.  Unbeknown to him, we’ve side-tracked his university funds toward counselling treatment and a decent hair cut.

 

There’s no pictures of Adam yet, as we could be in trouble for photographing minors.

 

Stage gear:

Lego Keyboard; Farley’s Rusks.